Hi Cats & Kittens, I'm the Creepy Cougar.
Yeah, so I'm not as young as I used to be. You, yeah you, with the hair extensions and the duck-pussed, fish-gaped selfies, you're gonna get here too. Hey, hipster with the skateboard, just wait 'til the joint aches set in. And dude, sorry, anyone over 29 on a skateboard is A) an idiot and B) an accident waiting to happen for you I-don't-need-Obamacare-types.
And DON'T even get me started on your Avocado toast. The shit is for guacamole, not a damn sandwich.
I may be older than you but I'm still up for fun. At your expense, or quite possibly mine.
Follow me as I hit the "in" spots, events, festivals and more and flavor my adventures with my, ahem, mature perspective. See who I meet and the stuff I get into. All for your entertainment and most definitely mine.
And DON'T even get me started on your Avocado toast. The shit is for guacamole, not a damn sandwich.
I may be older than you but I'm still up for fun. At your expense, or quite possibly mine.
Follow me as I hit the "in" spots, events, festivals and more and flavor my adventures with my, ahem, mature perspective. See who I meet and the stuff I get into. All for your entertainment and most definitely mine.
